When I was in junior high school elephant jokes were all the rage. Here are some of my favorites.
How can you tell if there is an elephant in the bathtub? You can smell the peanuts on his breath.
How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.
Why did the elephant paint its toenails red? So it could hide in the cherry tree.
How can you tell when an elephant has been in the refrigerator? By the elephant footprints in the Jello.
How do you kill a pink elephant? Squeeze its trunk until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
How do you stop an elephant from charging? Take away his credit card.
How do you raise a baby elephant? With a forklift/
How can you tell if there are two elephants in the refrigerator? You can hear them giggling when the light goes out.
How can you tell if there are three elephants in the refrigerator? The door will not close.
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck.
How did the elephant get wrinkles around its' knees? From jumping out of trees.
How do you capture a whole herd of elephants? Go to their watering hole with an empty gallon jug, binoculars, and a pair of tweezers. When the elephants come to drink you look through the binoculars backward. The elephants will look tiny. Use the tweezers to grasp their tails. Pick them up and drop them into the gallon jug.
That is enough to keep you entertained for a while. Just be thankful that I used elephants and not Silly Suzie jokes.
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