Friday, December 16, 2016

Merry Bloody Xmas

"Merry Bloody Xmas"

I had a big night last night
Drinking Molson X
And on the way home
I got in three wreX
I woke up this morning
Took 2 Somin-x
That wife of mine
She's now my "x"
Well, I got myself evicted
From my duplex
Moved into a half-ton van, with an "X" (annex)
Fridge full of beer
My ole' dog ReX
At least I got another wife
She's now my "X"

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Merry Xmas, to me
The dog threw up all over the Xmas tree
They re-posessed
My color TV
Merry Bloody Xmas, to me

My car's off the road
For having D-feX
I said to myself, "Geesh what next"
My wife dropped in
For "Alimony Checks"
So I threw her in the lake
Now she's my wet X

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So I sat there drinking
All my Molson X
Chuckin the empties
To my ole' dog Rex
Stupid bloody mutt
Stuck his head in the Moulin-X
You guessed it
He's now my X- Rex

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10 comments:

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    1. I am happy you like it. I think it is funny too.

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  2. LOL love it. Hilarious :)

    I wish you a most wonderful Christmas :)

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    1. Life is nothing without a sense of humor. Merry Christmas to you.

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  3. This is a very humorous Merry Christmas greeting for sure, Emma.

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    1. I am not finished yet. Wait until Tuesday.

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  4. Merry Christmas..

    So many x's of humour.

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    1. I suppose the idea of the song was to poke a little fun at those who refer to Christmas as Xmas. Merry Christmas to you.

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  5. I like funny "Xmas" songs. Thanks.

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    1. You are welcome. Check back tomorrow. There is a good one coming.

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